Hotness on Toast

[morrigirl]

Guess what I hold in my hot little hand?

A ticket for next Saturday's 9PM performance of LIVE NUDE KARTHEIESER!!!

I'm second row on the aisle. Of everyone in the theater, I will have the best view of his ass. Boo fucking yow!

This is the closest I will ever come to jerking off in a porn house. I'm excited in the naughtiest sense of the word.

Comments

[yobachi2003.livejournal.com]

So you enjoy masterbation?

[thatnickguy.livejournal.com]

That's like asking a cat if they enjoy catnip.

[yobachi2003.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I don't enjoy it much; I do it out of neccessity.

Some people (mostly women) say they don't like it at all or that it doesn't do anything for them.

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

Really? I've never met a woman who didn't enjoy masturbation. Sure, I've known women who don't masturbate, who don't know how or don't feel the need to. But of those that do they've all told me they enjoy it more than sex with a guy.

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I had a cat who hated catnip. Seriously. We'd buy her catnip toys and she'd turn her nose down at them and head for the yarn.

[silent-t.livejournal.com]

If a woman doesn't like masterbation then she's probably not doin it right. Haha.

[silent-t.livejournal.com]

man i spelt it wrong...oh well...

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, your new icon is wicked bizarro. I like it!