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Guess what I hold in my hot little hand?

A ticket for next Saturday's 9PM performance of LIVE NUDE KARTHEIESER!!!

I'm second row on the aisle. Of everyone in the theater, I will have the best view of his ass. Boo fucking yow!

This is the closest I will ever come to jerking off in a porn house. I'm excited in the naughtiest sense of the word.

Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Teacher's Pet - School of Rock

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Really? I've never met a woman who didn't enjoy masturbation. Sure, I've known women who don't masturbate, who don't know how or don't feel the need to. But of those that do they've all told me they enjoy it more than sex with a guy.