Hotness on Toast

[morrigirl]

Guess what I hold in my hot little hand?

A ticket for next Saturday's 9PM performance of LIVE NUDE KARTHEIESER!!!

I'm second row on the aisle. Of everyone in the theater, I will have the best view of his ass. Boo fucking yow!

This is the closest I will ever come to jerking off in a porn house. I'm excited in the naughtiest sense of the word.

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[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I had a cat who hated catnip. Seriously. We'd buy her catnip toys and she'd turn her nose down at them and head for the yarn.