There's One on Every Campus.

[morrigirl]

I ran into Clark coming out of the Pub the other day. Same hair, same long black coat, same headphones perpetually stuck to his ears, only difference was he was two inches taller.

Ran into Mary Morales last term. Saw her walking around campus. She had the hair, the height, and the boots.

I guess there's one on every campus.

I wonder if there's a me on this campus?

Wait a minute, of course there is!

I'm right here.

Comments

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

Am I there? Is that me hotter? Can you hook us up?

[zombie-dog.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Is there a Gabe?

Best Campaign Slogan Ever: A Mary Morales on every Campus and a chicken in every pot!

[greenblackevil.livejournal.com]

This means that there are thousands of ME all across America. Waiting for one to unite us. For the True Lindquist to Arise, and lead us to GLORY!!!


You've restored my faith, Carla.


Let me preach his(my) Name!

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

Damn, I haven't thought of Mary Morales in years. (I'm not sure, by the by, that that's a bad thing.)

Is there an Adrienne? There should be an Adrienne. As in, I should be on your phone.

[questioncurl.livejournal.com]

There's a Carla on my campus! I keep having awkward stuck-in-a-lift-for-12-storeys encounters with her, and in my mind, think of her as the Other Carla.

[daver40.livejournal.com]

Do you see any Davids meandering around campus? And are they sufficiently nebbish?

[skoriaan.livejournal.com]

Hrm. Two Carla's. What an interesting concept. And dangerous.


M.