There's One on Every Campus.

[morrigirl]

I ran into Clark coming out of the Pub the other day. Same hair, same long black coat, same headphones perpetually stuck to his ears, only difference was he was two inches taller.

Ran into Mary Morales last term. Saw her walking around campus. She had the hair, the height, and the boots.

I guess there's one on every campus.

I wonder if there's a me on this campus?

Wait a minute, of course there is!

I'm right here.