Happiness is Apathy-Shaped
Sep. 20th, 2005 01:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morrigirlI've made someone very happy today. I don't know who or where or when but I know I did. Because by now someone has stumbled upon the twenty dollars I didn't realize had fallen out of my pants pocket until I tried to pay for lunch an hour ago, and this person has gone home happy and will be bragging out his good fortune for days to come.
I got six hours of sleep last night none of which were consecutive. Skipped breakfast, couldn't pay for lunch. I am running on pure adreneline.
I would be throwing shit around the office right now if it were for this little gem that was pointed out to me by Gayle. I think it's the single best sloganizer I've ever come across. Of course, to calm my rapidly fraying nerves I ran the names of some of my best friends through the sloganizer. It delivered to me some of the most perfect results ever.
Behold the Power of Carla.
It's a Beautiful Gayle.
Make Someone Happy With a Michael.
You Too Can Have a Libby Like Mine.
There Ain't no Party Like a Jay Party.
Because Tina is Complicated Enough.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick it in the Heather!
And here's one for Gayle to keep in mind when Trouble rolls into town:
Have You Forgotten How Good Clark Tastes?
*kills herself laughing*
(Note to Gayle: I'm just playing baby. You know I love you.)
I got six hours of sleep last night none of which were consecutive. Skipped breakfast, couldn't pay for lunch. I am running on pure adreneline.
I would be throwing shit around the office right now if it were for this little gem that was pointed out to me by Gayle. I think it's the single best sloganizer I've ever come across. Of course, to calm my rapidly fraying nerves I ran the names of some of my best friends through the sloganizer. It delivered to me some of the most perfect results ever.
Behold the Power of Carla.
It's a Beautiful Gayle.
Make Someone Happy With a Michael.
You Too Can Have a Libby Like Mine.
There Ain't no Party Like a Jay Party.
Because Tina is Complicated Enough.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick it in the Heather!
And here's one for Gayle to keep in mind when Trouble rolls into town:
Have You Forgotten How Good Clark Tastes?
*kills herself laughing*
(Note to Gayle: I'm just playing baby. You know I love you.)
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Date: 2005-09-20 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-20 06:56 pm (UTC)Top Breeders Recommend Carwa.
most of these make ridiculous double entendres, to wit:
You Can't Top a Carwa
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Date: 2005-09-21 01:33 am (UTC)it's fun to keep hitting refresh on that thing too, you get some excellent compliments about yourself :)
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Date: 2005-09-21 01:50 am (UTC)Carla, the other white meat.
Carla, tastes great, less filling.
Not that I'm complaining :-)