morrigirl | Happiness is Apathy-Shaped (Reply)

I've made someone very happy today. I don't know who or where or when but I know I did. Because by now someone has stumbled upon the twenty dollars I didn't realize had fallen out of my pants pocket until I tried to pay for lunch an hour ago, and this person has gone home happy and will be bragging out his good fortune for days to come.

I got six hours of sleep last night none of which were consecutive. Skipped breakfast, couldn't pay for lunch. I am running on pure adreneline.

I would be throwing shit around the office right now if it were for this little gem that was pointed out to me by Gayle. I think it's the single best sloganizer I've ever come across. Of course, to calm my rapidly fraying nerves I ran the names of some of my best friends through the sloganizer. It delivered to me some of the most perfect results ever.

Behold the Power of Carla.
It's a Beautiful Gayle.
Make Someone Happy With a Michael.
You Too Can Have a Libby Like Mine.
There Ain't no Party Like a Jay Party.
Because Tina is Complicated Enough.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick it in the Heather!

And here's one for Gayle to keep in mind when Trouble rolls into town:

Have You Forgotten How Good Clark Tastes?

*kills herself laughing*

(Note to Gayle: I'm just playing baby. You know I love you.)