I Talk Pretty Someday
Nov. 22nd, 2002 12:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morrigirlThis is awesome. Found it on keeperoflists.com. It is slightly altered, I got rid of all the stupid items on the list. Now it's funny :D
19 Ways to Annoy your English Teacher
1 Everytime she says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
2 insist on speaking and writing in the third person
3 Speak to her only in Ebonics
4 Add extra apostrophe's in all your sentence's
5 Correct her whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
6 Speak like Yoda.
7 Write in old English i.e. "Ða wæs on burgum Beowulf Scyldinga, etc."
8 When the teacher teaches a new rule, ask her to prove it with a T-proof
9 Forget to finish your senten
10 Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
11 Use Internet Shorthand and smilies in all of your papers
12 Read everything out loud, in a British accent.
13 Two words: 'Double Negatives'
14 Dress like Vader; claim english books for the good of the Empire
15 petition to ban this "subjunctive mood" crap from the language
16 Do homework in Spanish
17 Answer every question with a Monty Python quote
18 Write every essay backwards. Bottom to top, right to left.
19 Talk like Jar Jar
It's almost midnight. Got two tests and a paper due tomorrow. Can't work on the paper cuz all the computers in Founders are in use. Not studying for the tests because the internet is way more fun.
It's kinda scary when you reach the point where you stop worrying about your grades. Ya know...BEFORE the end of the term. *shrugs* oh well. I wonder what's on Comedy Central?
19 Ways to Annoy your English Teacher
1 Everytime she says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
2 insist on speaking and writing in the third person
3 Speak to her only in Ebonics
4 Add extra apostrophe's in all your sentence's
5 Correct her whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
6 Speak like Yoda.
7 Write in old English i.e. "Ða wæs on burgum Beowulf Scyldinga, etc."
8 When the teacher teaches a new rule, ask her to prove it with a T-proof
9 Forget to finish your senten
10 Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
11 Use Internet Shorthand and smilies in all of your papers
12 Read everything out loud, in a British accent.
13 Two words: 'Double Negatives'
14 Dress like Vader; claim english books for the good of the Empire
15 petition to ban this "subjunctive mood" crap from the language
16 Do homework in Spanish
17 Answer every question with a Monty Python quote
18 Write every essay backwards. Bottom to top, right to left.
19 Talk like Jar Jar
It's almost midnight. Got two tests and a paper due tomorrow. Can't work on the paper cuz all the computers in Founders are in use. Not studying for the tests because the internet is way more fun.
It's kinda scary when you reach the point where you stop worrying about your grades. Ya know...BEFORE the end of the term. *shrugs* oh well. I wonder what's on Comedy Central?
