Adrienne's Meme

[morrigirl]

In the comment thread below, post the most egregious, blatantly inaccurate lie (or set of lies) about me that you can think of. Describe me in a way that is hilariously, flagrantly untrue.

And then make other people do the same thing in your journal.

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[dpsycho.livejournal.com]

Carla's secretly blonde, and given the opportunity, she would never, ever be invited to a night full of orgasmic pleasure hosted by my wife and me. Ever.