Adrienne's Meme

[morrigirl]

In the comment thread below, post the most egregious, blatantly inaccurate lie (or set of lies) about me that you can think of. Describe me in a way that is hilariously, flagrantly untrue.

And then make other people do the same thing in your journal.

Comments

[nabuchodonosor.livejournal.com]

Carla is not loved, but despised by all others.

That's a big fucking lie, IMO.

[kdc4evr.livejournal.com]

morrigirl, known irl as Frank Stone, is the ace reporter for the Texas Gazette. He just wrote a scathing expose on the secret homosexual, democratic underworld of Austin, which caused the rest of the state to storm the town and burn it to the ground.

Goodbye Austin, the archipelago shall miss you.

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

Carla-- or The Master, as her followers know her-- lives in a gigantic warehouse-turned-compound with the members of her Holy Fuck cult in the backwoods of Montana. FBI agents have surrounded the compound for 12 days, but are afraid to take any aggressive action-- rumor has it that Carla has a stockpile of WMDs under her bed, and authorities fear the possibility of nuclear fallout. Every month on the full moon, Carla holds a ceremony in a shed adjoining the compound "initiating" any boys or girls who have turned 14 in the course of the month into her cult; outsiders cannot be sure what this ritual entails, but the sounds of whips cracking, livestock bellowing, and what sound like bad midget porn set to a soundtrack of 1970s funk music can be heard by anyone within a 50-mile radius of the compound.

[dpsycho.livejournal.com]

Carla's secretly blonde, and given the opportunity, she would never, ever be invited to a night full of orgasmic pleasure hosted by my wife and me. Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Carla is a Jesus-freak who still wishes to be the world's first female Catholic priestess.

-M-