I have to ask

[morrigirl]

Fellas,

Are you satisfied with the size, shape, and overall appearence of your penis? If not, what would you like to change about it? Feel free to post anonymously.

I don't know why but while I was washing my hair this evening I felt compelled to find the answer to this question.

Comments

[nocash.livejournal.com]

My penis is the greatest!

[skoriaan.livejournal.com]

Girth. I want more girth.

[nocash.livejournal.com]

my penis laughs at you!

NO!

[greenblackevil.livejournal.com]

it is MY Penis that is the greatest! Mightier than Thine It is!

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, you just made my night.

[greenblackevil.livejournal.com]

Now that the obligatory penis waving is out of the way, time to seriously answer the question. The above dialogue is instructive, not in the least because 3/4ths of the comments were "my penis is better" or some variation. That's really the reason why I would want a bigger penis- ultimately I'm satisfied with my penis in terms of itself alone (it's size, shape, and ability to please, etc.) but the times when I wish for a little more size are when I'm wishing to intimidate all the men around me. That's the real deal when it comes to relative penis size and satisfaction therein. Hope that helped!

[zombie-dog.livejournal.com]

I think I second this.

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

That's really fascinating. So guys (or at least the guys who read this journal) don't want a larger penis because they are operating under some delusion that a bigger penis will prove more satisfying to a woman by default, but because they want to impress other men. Marvelous! Just marvelous!

[yobachi2003.livejournal.com]

I'm satisfied with it as long as the female I'm doing is satisfied with it. If she's not, then I'm not. That's all that matte5rs, it's not for me.

[ninquark.livejournal.com]

This is the same for me. So long as it functions in helping me to pee, ejaculate and please my sexual partner, I like my penis just fine.

[gender-euphoric.livejournal.com]

dude sometimes i get those "add 2-3 inches to your PENUS" spams and I'm all "%$#&*!!!!!" because that would be cause for celebration.

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

I wish my penis was a different color. Right now it's just plain ol' silicone black. I want a dick that's slightly more festive-- perhaps a sparkly blue one.

[violencearrived.livejournal.com]

I like my penis. Though in all honesty, sometimes I wish it was actually a little smaller. Too much is never a good thing.

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

Oh quit yanking my chain! You know you'd never want to decrease the size of your shlong! You get way too much pleasure out of bragging about it to others :-p