Gene Simmons and my Breasts

[morrigirl]

Have I told you about my breasts? They're big. In fact, they're god damn huge. They haven't always been this way. Between the ages of 12 and 24 my boobs stayed at a nice comfortable C cup, a size I always thought was ideal. Big enough to be impressive but not cumbersome. I learned how to move around with C cup breasts, how to stand, how to lean across a desk, how to slouch. Breasts effect ones ability to do all of the above and I guarentee that a woman with A cup breasts doesn't do any of it in the same way a woman with DD breasts does. How do I know this? Well, because last year my breast size increased to a D cup and now what were once pretty and bouncy have become irritating at best.

No, I didn't have breast augmentation, I just gained weight. Mammory glands are made up mostly of fat so when a chick gains weight some of it is bound to go to her chest. A huge honking chunk in my case. I've had these new boobs for about a year now and I can't get used to them. I try to reach for something over someone's head and my tits slam into their face. There's extra pressure on my chest that effects my ability to breathe at night. I can't find bras that fit properly. I sag even more then I used to. My shirts look funny on me. I don't know what to do with breasts this large! My body wasn't built for them, it was built for C cup. I was hoping to lose some weight this summer and thus decrease the size of my bazooms, but I only dropped about 5 pounds in the last two months despite cutting my daily caloric intake in half and becoming more active.

I may hate my breasts but I love Gene Simmons' Rock School. I caught an episode last night and it was so cute. Gene Simmons is so good with those kids! He's really supportive of everyone, he's gentle, and best of all he's a good teacher! Brother Michael has started making fun of my reality television addiction, but it's not reality television I'm into, it's celebreality! It's Celebrity Fit Club, and Surreal Life, and Queer Eye which started out as reality TV but has morphed into celebreality since now all those guys are famous. Celebreality can't be mistaken for reality because celebrity's don't lead normal lives. So, to my mind, when I watch celebreality I'm actually watching a sitcom. It's life designed to keep the masses entertained. And isn't that all we ever really wanted out of TV?

Comments

[lightandwinged.livejournal.com]

You remember several years ago, I wrote an entry in my SCN diary entitled "Boobs of Steel"? And then you said it was the most random title you'd ever seen on those diaries?

This one isn't *quite* there, but it's close.

~Abby~

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

LOL, I have no recollection of that.

Hmm, guess I'll have to keep trying. How does "Bbobs in the face of danger" sound to you?