This should be interesting and if it isn't I'll blame you *points to reader*

[morrigirl]

Post an ANONYMOUS comment with the following:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

1. I sometimes masturbate using foreign objects.
2. You're as sharp as you are sexy.
3. Your list of foods you don't eat is too long, but I guess you can't help that.
4. Sometimes I dream of returning to you, the knight in shining armor swooping in to turn a bad ending into a nice one.
5. Had to see you one last time
There's something on my mind
How do I say what needs to be said
The words are hard to find
How about:
Bitch, give me my money
I want my money and I want it fast
Hey bitch
Give me my money
Else I'm 'bout to take it out your ass
6. Twenty-three.
7. A few years.
8. I have several nicknames.

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

Your hint was so not helpful. I read it and thought "Jesus Christ, EVERYONE on my friends list has at least five different nicknames! What a cop out!" But I know who you are. There's only one man on my friends list so well acquainted with my eating habits :-)