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The Mojo Thieves Stats


Formed: 26th July 2005
Split: 24th January 2013
Best Album: 'Beadings' 1/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Pastor Majors Cestoi' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th September 2005.)
Records Sold: 875,450 in total (454,102 albums, 421,348 singles).
Reputation: Cult
Groupies: risaypaz is sick and tired of thespiafair's attempts at seduction. The The Mojo Thieves guitarist recently told Q magazine that they wouldn't fuck thespiafair with a stolen dick.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Nonequal' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.



The Mojo Thieves Member Profiles

kdc4evr



kdc4evr sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.

irishelf



Unable to pick strings individually, irishelf had to resort to beating the shit out of all of the strings at once to contribute in any way to The Mojo Thieves's din. And even then...
jsb1750


jsb1750 seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
onihybrid



A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than onihybrid!
risaypaz



Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, risaypaz eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.

Single Releases


# Title Date
11 Pastor Majors Cestoi Sep 2005
10 Flammed Showoff Enduro Marsupia Banquets Nov 2005
5 Dories Narcotic Pricey Feb 2006
6 Jugate Manchet Snook Analyses May 2007
15 Resinate Chiming Croppers Jun 2007
13 Provoked Sep 2007
16 Weeted Reptant Outmatch Tonic Oct 2007
21 Blamer Sep 2008
75 Nonequal Nov 2008
89 Postsync Pinas Towheads Pearly Involute Dwining Jan 2009
N/A Milieux Hotching Hanged Jan 2010
N/A Rabbits Apr 2010
73 Voluted Spiraeas Speers Coracoid May 2010
29 Hindguts Beths Twasomes Oct 2011
39 Wordings Nov 2011
62 Toker Moralise Jan 2012
37 Smashers Impelled Relating Boxwood Volva Surfaces Jan 2012

Album Releases


# Title Date
17 Colitis Mayweeds Skeptic Barge Bitter Busybody Jul 2005
N/A Woodsier Mar 2007
25 Find Umbrae Aug 2008
N/A Beadings Nov 2009
33 Sizzling Sphered Aug 2011


northern ireland's worst







Yeah that one was weird. Have I mentioned that Mojo Thieves is my new favorite band name? If I ever form my own band that's what we're gonna be called. So no stealing :-D



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Date: 2005-07-27 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kdc4evr.livejournal.com
I hope those song titles are unrelated to the song lyrics cause those are some major tongue twisters, I don't know how well I could sing those, then again, apparently I sound like a cross between a recently castrated chicken & Johnny Rotten :p that's funny

Mojo Thieves sounds like a real band name. Maybe it's cause I have a CD by a band named the Kidney Thieves that I've never listened to I dont think.

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