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morrigirlRemember how I said I wasn't going to read any erotica? Well, I lied. Last week I purchased my very first erotic novel from Amazon, Their One and Only by Trista Ann Michaels. No matter what anyone says, trust me when I tell you that erotica is porn. I know there are many writers of erotica who would beg to differ, but let's be honest, it's smut, plain and simple. The characters and plot are superfluous. It's all about the sexin'.
But, that's not what I wanted to tell you. No, I wanted to tell you that while reading this book I came across the single best, which is to say most hilarious, description of the aroused female genitalia I have ever read. Numerous times throughout the novel Michaels referred to it as the heroine's weeping entrance.
*convulses in a fit of hysterical laughter*
But, that's not what I wanted to tell you. No, I wanted to tell you that while reading this book I came across the single best, which is to say most hilarious, description of the aroused female genitalia I have ever read. Numerous times throughout the novel Michaels referred to it as the heroine's weeping entrance.
*convulses in a fit of hysterical laughter*
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Date: 2009-01-15 07:00 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is freaking awesome.
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Date: 2009-01-16 01:06 am (UTC)That's almost as bad as Liquid Heat. In cinematic context.
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