Two Obligatory December Memes

[morrigirl]

My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 starstealingirls a-skipping.
11 questioncurls a-raving.
10 nabuchodonosors a-spinning.
9 skoriaans a-flaming.
8 kdc4evrs a-writing.
7 satinaliens a-laughing.
6 greenblackevils a-sipping.
5 purple slinkybettys.
4 drumming ninquarks.
3 Venezuelan palejewels.
2 snake silent_ts.
And a gender_euphoric in a tomato tree.
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A sentence from the beginning entry of each month of 2006.

Jan. 3:
You do realize we aren't dating anymore, right?

Feb. 1:
Approximately five minutes before I left work yesterday I received an email in my SLC account from Erin Severs!

Mar. 1:
When I was underage this man used to slip me beer and cigarettes, and occasionally sneak me into establishments meant for those over 21.

Apr. 3:
Thanks to some unmentionable gastrointestinal problems (which are no longer unmentionable because they've been mentioned) I've been unable to consume food without dire consequences for about five days now.

May 1:
Saturday, Greg and I had our second date.

June 6:
I love YouTube because it provides me with insanely cute footage of kittens playing on laptops.

July 5:
On Saturday Greg came over to my mom's house to have dinner and meet the family.

Aug. 2:
When Monday rolled around I was still unable to sit up or walk comfortably, so I called Dr. Marin, who was not even in the office that day, to inform her.

Sept. 5:
I'm finding it difficult to take joy in a loss of weight that is a sign of my physical frailty rather than my robust health.

Oct. 2:
Last weekend, I told Greg that all girls want to date Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything because they all want a guy to stand under their bedroom window holding a boom box over his head, blasting Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes."

Nov. 1:
I am going to make an appointment with Dr. Marin ASAP and beg her to put me back on the Elavil.

Dec. 1:
I remember sitting in my pew thinking, "Katie doesn't even LIKE Leigh! Why did she ask her to be a bridesmaid?"

Comments

[slinkybetty.livejournal.com]

Purple Slinkybetties! I like that. Sounds like a band name.

How are you?

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

I'm all right for now. Got two tree trimming parties to attend this weekend. How are you doing? How's CG? How's the musical life?

Did you hear about the newborn that was found dead in Eastchester Gardens after being tossed out a window? That happened a block from my house. So sad.

[slinkybetty.livejournal.com]

Things are pretty good. CG is fine, music is starting to pick up. Kind of freaked out about my birthday.

I read about that in the paper. I knew it was in the Bronx but not exactly where. That is so sad. Lots of sad stories about kids lately. :(