Variation on Theme, Part 2
Oct. 19th, 2006 09:56 amGo to Uncyclopedia (the totally false and always outrageous parody version of Wikipedia) and look up your birth day (excluding the year). List five neat "facts" in your blog, including the year.
June 20th
90 BC - Rome is built in a day by Chuck Norris
1899 - Mr. T wins Nobel Prize of Awesome for "Outstanding work in the field of Awesomeness"
1929 - Al Gore invents the internet
1984 - Big Brother stubs his toe
2002 - The Big Bang occurs
June 20th
90 BC - Rome is built in a day by Chuck Norris
1899 - Mr. T wins Nobel Prize of Awesome for "Outstanding work in the field of Awesomeness"
1929 - Al Gore invents the internet
1984 - Big Brother stubs his toe
2002 - The Big Bang occurs
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Date: 2006-10-19 02:59 pm (UTC)This date has special significance, as people born on this date are thought to live four times longer than average humans. Throughout their long lives, they conceal their sub-immortality by celebrating their birthday on Febuary 28 or March 1, and go along with the joke every time it is brought up.
Sick, mirthful laughter emerges from these creatures of extended life. You had better give them good presents, or they will torment your grandchildren.
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Date: 2006-10-19 05:30 pm (UTC)