Those Girls

[morrigirl]

I am turning into one of those girls. The kind who browse the "Love and Relationships" section at Barnes & Noble and get excited when they hear about a new diet. The sort of girl who's always wondering what to do with her hair (though, to my credit, the answer I always arrive at is "nothing.") I worry about when I'm gonna get married! Is that not sick? I'd be totally gone if it weren't for the fact that I still wear jeans to work, don't own a single pair of heels, and still can't cook anything more elaborate than a grilled cheese sandwich. I am becoming that which I loathe. I'm CEO of Hell, Incorporated.

How very Whedonesque of me.