Off with her head

[morrigirl]

A student just came in and asked me where our guillotine was located.

Took me a minute to realize she was asking about the cutter.

Comments

[zombie-dog.livejournal.com]

Possible Responses:

"It's in use. It's finals, so everybody's losing their... you know."
*leer, creepy voice* "Right this way, miss..."
"Gallows section. It's between Young Adult and Reference."
"If I knew, do you think I'd BE here?"
"You know, this Robespierre guy was just in here asking the same thing!"

[morrigirl.livejournal.com]

My first thought was "I thought we used lethal in jection in New York State?"