"It's easy to sleep with idiots and prophets"

So for gits and shiggles I re-took the LJ compatability test this weekend because I am endlessly entertained by the results of such mindless crap, and all I can say is DAMN! Look how much more compatible I become when I take the test while in a good mood.

	

	

	

				
dpsycho
				

		
102%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
haemonic
				

		
102%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
br0kensoul
				

		
102%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
nocash
				

		
99%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
spiltvinegar
				

		
98%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
silent_t
				

		
95%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
nabuchodonosor
				

		
94%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
_tomorrow_
				

		
92%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
gwydionsw
				

		
91%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
palejewel
				

		
91%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
kdc4evr
				

		
91%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
angedelanuit
				

		
90%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
undying_rose17
				

		
86%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
usagiwagi
				

		
84%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
jeiry
				

		
81%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
gender_euphoric
				

		
79%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
electra310
				

		
77%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
skoriaan
				

		
76%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
irishelf
				

		
72%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
kily
				

		
69%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
magic4uwho
				

		
69%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
missingpoint
				

		
65%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
softlord
				

		
61%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
zombie_dog
				

		
61%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
ninquark
				

		
58%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
altrocks
				

		
58%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
dirty_starlight
				

		
50%
		

		

		

	
	
	

How compatible with me are YOU?

I gained between 7-10 percentage points with almost every single person on my list!!! Okay Mr. and Mrs. Nelson (happy aniversary by the way) I think this cementes it. When should I pack up my frisky lingerie and fly out to Chicago?

Re-took the sexual compatibility test as well and the results TOTALLY changed.

	

	

	

				
zombie_dog
				

		
61%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
ninquark
				

		
56%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
altrocks
				

		
51%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
nocash
				

		
40%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
silent_t
				

		
36%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
irishelf
				

		
35%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
kily
				

		
33%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
softlord
				

		
31%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
dirty_starlight
				

		
22%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
gwydionsw
				

		
22%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
angedelanuit
				

		
22%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
missingpoint
				

		
20%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
nabuchodonosor
				

		
15%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
usagiwagi
				

		
11%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
spiltvinegar
				

		
11%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
undying_rose17
				

		
10%
		

		

		

	
	
	


	

	

	

				
kdc4evr
				

		
10%
		

		

		

	
	
	

How sexually compatible with me are you?
Take the NEW sexual compatibility quiz at LJMatch!

Now apparently Gabe and I should mate. Again, tell me something I DON'T know.

For those of you who have been busy with 4th of July festivities, be aware that the run-on story is up and in desperate need of new contributors. Just go, write something. You know you want to. You know you're bored to tears and network television just isn't doing it for you. Write your own adventure. Please :-D (that means you magic4uwho and zombie_dog. And don't you look so innocent gender_euphoric. Though you didn't sign up for this mission you are one of the most creative people I know so don't even think you're gonna get away without typing SOMETHING!!!)

And on a final note:

YAY for Regina Carter and jazz violin.

YAY for Candy Dulfer who rox the saxophone like no one else.

YAY for acid jazz in general. It's just so fun to dance to.

Did you know that maggieestep has a journal she never updates?

Look what I found, Are We Sluts my single favorite essay by maggieestep.

Maggie if you are out there, I love you. I want to be you. I've been trying to be you since I was 13. All I'm missing is the diabetic cat and the writing career. Would you be freaked out if I came to your house and just sat at your feet as you typed and chain smoked? Maybe kissing your knees and whispering prayers of supplication every now and again? Think about it.

Love,

Carla