Yes, I'm a sheep

MEME NUMERO UNO

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morrigirl

MEME NUMERO DOS

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph

"Suicide hotline?" the chipper young woman on the other end of the phone seemed to ask me when she answered. "Oh Christ," he said, "Look what I did. No slack anywhere. Jesus H." He unwrapped the candy, popped it in his mouth, and smiled. "They said I'd be endangering my life." He put on a little light music instead.

#1 - Slackjaw by Jim Knipfel
#2 - Rush by Kim Wozencraft
#3 - Reservation Blues by Sherman Alexie
#4 - Hell at the Breech by Tom Franklin
#5 - Mostly Harmless by Douglas Adams

In that order.