Seven Deadly Sins
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morrigirlANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? That punk ass student who is in here every single day of the week and who I KNOW is aware of how to use the library and find books on the shelf who asked me to pull all the books he needed for him. You have two perfectly functional arms motherfucker, do it yourself! I DO have other patrons to attend to.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Aluminum baseball bat. Failing that, my sharp tongue does just fine.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes
4. How about of the same sex? Yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably my mother.
6. What is your pet peeve? Tardiness. Improper grammar. People who leave electronics on when they aren't in use.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I strongly believe you should either forgive or forget, and I never forgive.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? My yoga
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Does not waking up at all count?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Tina :-(
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? All excuses are lame, I try not to make them at all. I'd rather just admit the truth.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? That Susan Powter weight loss informecial was rather riveting.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last Friday when Jason and I walked around for FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT because we couldn't think of anything better to do.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Zero. I never hit snooze.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Poland Spring bottled water.
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Two glasses of red wine, two fuzzy navels, and a beer, but that was like...almost nine years ago.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yup
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets.
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? If I say yes does that make me a bad person?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Ten that I can think of right off hand...wait no, eleven (forgot about![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ninquark getting naked in studio theater) but considering how much porn exists on the internet the number is probably considerably higher.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? I'm thinking twelve.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Can't say I have.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I like chests, and tummies.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not a professional one.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I've never HAD to, but I have been.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Same asmissingpoint, Barnes and Noble
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off my student loans, buy a condo...or maybe a beach house, one or the other, furnish the house, buy a whole new wardrobe, and save whatever was left over.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Look at Donald Trump? Having enough money automatically makes you famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Probably. Although I'd only stay in said boring job long enough to build up a substantial savings, then I'd quit.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Zero.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Making the Dean's list at Knox, and getting cast in all those shows at Knox.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I graduated from college.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I'd like to become an author undergraduates will have to study in a hundred years or so.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes. No point in being anything other than number one!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I managed to cool myself down and stop being a bitch to all the patrons.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want everyone's friends!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I don't even watch that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Maggie Estep
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Normal brain chemistry.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, too much effort required.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I don't.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? As a product of psychology, yes.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I can't remember. I don't I've promised anyone anything recently.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Sure.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Yes. If I didn't there'd be nothing for me to strive for.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? That I'll become a successful author, have tons of friends, own my own apartment, end up in a mutually satisfying monogomous committed relationship, and have lots of leisure time.
3.Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? No, I purposely try not to.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No, they're a perfectly good waste of a dollar.
6. Do you gamble? No, as above it's a waste of money.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Not that I can remember.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Women's right to choose, gay/les/bi/trans rights, civil rights of all manner and description, increased funding for public schools.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? None.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? No. Americorps or Teach for America maybe, but not any of the others.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? On occasion
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I've baought penniless friends food when they've asked me to, bought them basic household items like toilet paper or shampoo when they didn't have enough money for them.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Death
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I don't think I've done anything brave today.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Buffy the Vampire Slayer even though she's not really a super hero. Because she never gives up, because she has a good heart, she'd not perfect, and she's emotionally and mentally strong.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Depends on the person in danger.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More brains would be nice.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Every time I've ever had to go on stage. But I just swallow it and go. Once I'm out in front of people, getting a reaction, I'm fine.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Depends on the situation.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Find a way out. I'm a patriot in that I believe in liberty and don't think anyone should be forced to do anything against their will.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes I do.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Um weed?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Nope.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I don'thave one. They're all retarded.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? No.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Worrying.
2. Do you collect anything? Postcards and porcelain dolls.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Not at the moment.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? I don't think so.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Sleep with just about all the fellas I slept with in college.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? I do nothing but.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I don't know. Everyone I know has said something wise to me at one point or another but there's no single individual who is wise all the time.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yes.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Only if I consider it useful.
4. What area are you wisest in? I don't know, I'd have to ask my friends. I'm not a good judge of my own wisdom.
5. Do you drive defensively? I can't drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Aw hell no!
7. What did you learn today? That the NYIT online directory sucks ass.
8. what is your favorite heavenly virtue? I don't even know what the heavenly virtues are.
1. Who did you last get angry with? That punk ass student who is in here every single day of the week and who I KNOW is aware of how to use the library and find books on the shelf who asked me to pull all the books he needed for him. You have two perfectly functional arms motherfucker, do it yourself! I DO have other patrons to attend to.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Aluminum baseball bat. Failing that, my sharp tongue does just fine.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes
4. How about of the same sex? Yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably my mother.
6. What is your pet peeve? Tardiness. Improper grammar. People who leave electronics on when they aren't in use.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I strongly believe you should either forgive or forget, and I never forgive.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? My yoga
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Does not waking up at all count?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Tina :-(
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? All excuses are lame, I try not to make them at all. I'd rather just admit the truth.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? That Susan Powter weight loss informecial was rather riveting.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last Friday when Jason and I walked around for FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT because we couldn't think of anything better to do.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Zero. I never hit snooze.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Poland Spring bottled water.
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Two glasses of red wine, two fuzzy navels, and a beer, but that was like...almost nine years ago.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yup
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets.
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? If I say yes does that make me a bad person?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Ten that I can think of right off hand...wait no, eleven (forgot about
ninquark getting naked in studio theater) but considering how much porn exists on the internet the number is probably considerably higher.2. How many people have seen YOU naked? I'm thinking twelve.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Can't say I have.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I like chests, and tummies.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not a professional one.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I've never HAD to, but I have been.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Same as
missingpoint, Barnes and Noble3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off my student loans, buy a condo...or maybe a beach house, one or the other, furnish the house, buy a whole new wardrobe, and save whatever was left over.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. Look at Donald Trump? Having enough money automatically makes you famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Probably. Although I'd only stay in said boring job long enough to build up a substantial savings, then I'd quit.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Zero.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Making the Dean's list at Knox, and getting cast in all those shows at Knox.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I graduated from college.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I'd like to become an author undergraduates will have to study in a hundred years or so.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes. No point in being anything other than number one!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I managed to cool myself down and stop being a bitch to all the patrons.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want everyone's friends!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I don't even watch that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Maggie Estep
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Normal brain chemistry.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No, too much effort required.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? I don't.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human.
4. Do you believe in magic? As a product of psychology, yes.
5. What was the last promise you broke? I can't remember. I don't I've promised anyone anything recently.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? Sure.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Yes. If I didn't there'd be nothing for me to strive for.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? That I'll become a successful author, have tons of friends, own my own apartment, end up in a mutually satisfying monogomous committed relationship, and have lots of leisure time.
3.Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? No, I purposely try not to.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? No, they're a perfectly good waste of a dollar.
6. Do you gamble? No, as above it's a waste of money.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Not that I can remember.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Women's right to choose, gay/les/bi/trans rights, civil rights of all manner and description, increased funding for public schools.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? None.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? No. Americorps or Teach for America maybe, but not any of the others.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? On occasion
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I've baought penniless friends food when they've asked me to, bought them basic household items like toilet paper or shampoo when they didn't have enough money for them.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Death
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I don't think I've done anything brave today.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Buffy the Vampire Slayer even though she's not really a super hero. Because she never gives up, because she has a good heart, she'd not perfect, and she's emotionally and mentally strong.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Depends on the person in danger.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More brains would be nice.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Every time I've ever had to go on stage. But I just swallow it and go. Once I'm out in front of people, getting a reaction, I'm fine.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Depends on the situation.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Find a way out. I'm a patriot in that I believe in liberty and don't think anyone should be forced to do anything against their will.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes I do.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Um weed?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Nope.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I don'thave one. They're all retarded.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? No.
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Worrying.
2. Do you collect anything? Postcards and porcelain dolls.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Not at the moment.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? I don't think so.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Sleep with just about all the fellas I slept with in college.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? I do nothing but.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I don't know. Everyone I know has said something wise to me at one point or another but there's no single individual who is wise all the time.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yes.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Only if I consider it useful.
4. What area are you wisest in? I don't know, I'd have to ask my friends. I'm not a good judge of my own wisdom.
5. Do you drive defensively? I can't drive.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Aw hell no!
7. What did you learn today? That the NYIT online directory sucks ass.
8. what is your favorite heavenly virtue? I don't even know what the heavenly virtues are.
