Stolen from dirty_starlight

[morrigirl]

This made me laugh. Hard.

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Jock
Your Favorite Band/Song	The Strokes - Last Nite
You Like To Read:	Classic literature
You Firmly Believe In:	Nose-picking
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A sleazy prostitute
You Were Conceived:	On the 30-yard line
You Will Marry:	The high-school slut
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

And a few more for fun....

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Ruler of the World
Yearly income	$259,617
Hours per week you work	20
Education	Very little
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

World? Eat your heart out!

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You spank with a wooden spoon
Your Sexual Strength	Amazing fingers...oh YES!
Your Sexual Weakness	Screamers freak you out...
Your Likely STD	Genital Herpes
How Many Partners in Crime?	Too numerous to count! SLUT!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!